He has the most amazing sense of humor out there, these are some of his best quotes....one thing I should mention first is my dad sees the good in EVERYONE. Even Hitler. Not even kidding. But anyway...
"She's a dog psychologist. If ever your poodle is highly strung because it was used as a tampon by a bear, you take it to see her."
(after I told him I located my shoes while listening to Black Sabbath) "Sharon...I found my shoes!"
(to the tune of Eye of the Tiger, about Mozzies) "Buzzing around, around your head, took my time, took my chances, sucking blood now I'm not gonna stop, just a parasite and his will to survive, its the Bite of the mozzie, the fight for the blood..."
"We didn't lose the war, we came second, and we can't help it that when we delegate to the arabs, they can't finish the job properly."
"Der Fuhrers dream of Unified Europe came true, so who's laughing now?"
"I'm not the one who has a problem with Hitler...the rest of the world does."
(to the tune of A Groovy Kinda Love) "When you're on the loo, and you need a poo, your body starts to shiver, a delighted quiver, baby when you wee, you're in ecstacy..."
me: I was chairing the debate
dad: as opposed to tabling?
BAHAHAHAHHA as opposed to tabling BAHAHAHHAHA
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