My Life Lessons

So tomorrow, I turn 15. I am indeed having a party tonight, will post about that tomorrow. But for now, I will make a list of the things I have learned in life. Some will be serious, others funny. You might find that I'm lying, or that you think differently, but these are all my opinions.
That being said:

1. Siblings were BORN to make your life hell.
2. Parents will always take their side.
3. A glass of milk isn't a very good place to hide broccoli.
4. If you don't know anything about a subject, teachers won't like you.
5. If you know too much about a subject, teachers won't like you.
6. The majority of kids my age listen to kak music.
7. 'Kak' is a South Africanism, it basically means crap.
8. You should always be true to yourself; you are the only person that you know won't leave in your life.
9. Your true friends will always be there for you.
10. If you dare to be different, some people will think a lot less of you, others a lot more.
11. The worst thing you can do for bad things is give them a name (ie depression; once you've diagnosed yourself with that, you've given yourself an excuse to be sad.)
12. Boys are like buses; none come and then all of a sudden you have two to choose from.
13. Running away from home doesn't work if you stay in your estate.
14. The tumble dryer was a really cool hang-out when I fit in it.
15. Never take anything at face value
16. The quadratic formula is
17. After highschool, 98% of us will probably use this again.
18. Music heals everything, screw time.
19. In accounting, Assets=Owners Equity+Liabilities.
20. Laughter isn't the best medicine, morphine is. When you're dying of pain though, its your choice.
21. You get mad at people more often when you subconciously see yourself in them.
22. People aren't always nice/good.
23. Girls will get their period over their birthdays, Christmas holidays, School camps etc, because mother nature IS a bitch/
24. Going to 5 schools by the time you're in grade 9 will give you experience on how to deal with people.
25. When you don't like someone, everything they do will annoy you.
26. The more you compare yourself to others, the more you will get jealous.
27. Don't have sex before marraige; you will get pregnant and die.
28. If you can't love some-one else, love yourself