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I received this as an email and found it rather amusing, so I thought that I should share it with you.

How To Write Good...

1. Avoid alliteration, always.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. Avoid cliches like the plague.

4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

5. One should never generalise.

6. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

7. Be more or less specific.

8. No sentence fragments.

9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

11. Always be sure to finish what